Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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