i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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