I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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