he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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