I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
