I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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