I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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