im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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