did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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