Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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