So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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