Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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