so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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