thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just want to make out with him forever
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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