Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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