Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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