Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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