dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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