your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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