her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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