i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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