Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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