haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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