I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my sisters under your porch take her home
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
