U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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