I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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