just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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