all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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