More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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