U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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