Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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