im having a threesome with these popsicles
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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