Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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