vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.