i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.