Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast