I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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