She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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