I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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