batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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