my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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