I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
