I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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