a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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