it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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