She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
not ubering you a puppy
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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