Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this boner is exhausting
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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