I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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