I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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