Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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