just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I am naked and annoyed.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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