Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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