I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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