: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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