I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
