Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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