Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do vagina's smell?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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