he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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