waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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